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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long…

(Source: leethepace)

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thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

(Source: turnaboutcomingout)

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notmusa:

ok but just this once

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firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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Fucking white people
- every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)
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zkac:

  • just because
  • i disagree with you
  • does not mean
  • i am not your friend

posted 20 hours ago - 271,628 notes - reblog

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

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trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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posted 21 hours ago - 237,087 notes - reblog

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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luxylicious:

I rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.