okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long…
something all of tumblr should see.
How did you fuck up rice?
And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?
- just because
- i disagree with you
- does not mean
- i am not your friend
I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray
when people start getting close to your friends
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call